{"id":7317,"date":"2011-11-08T09:00:59","date_gmt":"2011-11-08T07:00:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.serialreaders.com\/?p=7317"},"modified":"2011-11-06T15:35:22","modified_gmt":"2011-11-06T13:35:22","slug":"versuri-pentru-kim-kardashian","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/serialreaders.com\/blog\/versuri-pentru-kim-kardashian\/","title":{"rendered":"Versuri pentru Kim Kardashian"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>Iata ca am ajuns sa scriem despre Kim Kardashian pe un blog dedicat cartilor si iubitorilor de lectura. Nu as fi crezut sa se intample prea curand ( a se citi “vreodata”) acest lucru, dar Salman Rushdie<\/strong><\/a> l-a facut posibil.<\/p>\n

Autorul controversatului roman “Versetele satanice”<\/strong><\/a>, a postat pe Twitter niste versuri ironice la adresa controversatei Kim Kardashian, care a decis sa se desparta de Kris Humpries, dupa o casnicie de… 72 de zile. Nu intram in detalii, pentru ca nu acesta este scopul acestui post. Vrem doar sa va aducem zambetul pe buze prin intermediul poetului de serviciu de astazi: Salman Rushdie.<\/p>\n

“The marriage of poor Kim (pound) Kardashian was krushed like a kar in a krashian
\nHer Kris kried, not fair! <\/em><\/strong>
\nWhy kan’t I keep my share? <\/em><\/strong>
\nBut Kardashian fell klean outa fashian”<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

De remarcat c-urile inlocuite cu K-uri, satira la adresa obsesiei clanului (sau sa zic klanului?) Kardashian pentru aceasta litera. Nici formele nu tocmai subtirele ale starletei nu au fost iertate de penita ascutita a scriitorului.<\/p>\n

Sper ca v-au inveselit versurile, daca nu, imi cer iertare si promit sa nu mai pomenesc de Kim Kardashian pe blog (decat daca publica vreo carte ceea ce, din pacate, nu ar mai chiar asa surprinzator in zilele noastre).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Iata ca am ajuns sa scriem despre Kim Kardashian pe un blog dedicat cartilor si iubitorilor de lectura. 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