{"id":4162,"date":"2011-05-24T19:45:24","date_gmt":"2011-05-24T17:45:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.serialreaders.com\/?p=4162"},"modified":"2011-05-24T19:53:57","modified_gmt":"2011-05-24T17:53:57","slug":"sa-mai-si-radem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/serialreaders.com\/blog\/sa-mai-si-radem\/","title":{"rendered":"Sa mai si radem!"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>Am primit ieri un e-mail care mi-a adus un zambet mare pe fata (multumesc frumos, Andreea!), asa ca m-am gandit ca nu ar strica sa va amuzati si voi.<\/p>\n

Se pare ca exista un site care a organizat un fel de concurs ad-hoc destinat vizitatorilor, care a ajuns intre timp in paginile unor ziare respectate ca “The Independent”, “The Daily Telegraph” sau “London Evening Standard”. Jocul are o singura regula: se ia o carte – oricare – si se cere sa se rezume in cel mult 25 de cuvinte. Joaca de-a rezumatul a prins neasteptat de bine,rezumatele avand un ton variat, de la “haios” la “devastator”.<\/p>\n

Iata cateva exemple:<\/p>\n

“Trei surori”<\/strong> de Anton Pavlovici Cehov (care totusi e o piesa de teatru, nu o carte…): “Trei surori din Rusia se hotarasc sa plece la Moscova. Nu se duc.”<\/em><\/p>\n

“Biblia”<\/strong>: “Capitol introductiv bun. Personajul principal intra in scena pe la jumatate, dar moare devreme. Niste porunci de bun-simt (nitel invechite, totusi). Sfarsit cutremurator. Cam prea deschisa la interpretari.”<\/em><\/p>\n

Cartea Apocalipsei (Evanghelia dupa Ioan)<\/strong>: “Sfarsit”<\/em><\/p>\n

“Mandrie si prejudecata” <\/strong>de Jane Austen: “O femeie cu principii inalte care nu e asa de superficiala ca sa cedeze banilor si farmecului fizic, il alege tot pe tipul misto si sexos.”<\/em><\/p>\n

“In cautarea timpului pierdut” <\/strong>de Marcel Proust: “Tipul se trezeste, mananca o prajitura, se gandeste la fel de fel de chestii si se face scriitor.”<\/em><\/p>\n

“Ferma animalelor”<\/strong> de George Orwell: “Zoofilia si politica sunt totuna. Undeva pe la mijloc se intampla ceva nasol.”<\/em> O alta varianta: “Toate revolutiile isi devoreaza copiii, mai ales pe aia care au gust de pui.”<\/em><\/p>\n

“Ulise”<\/strong> de James Joyce: “Leopold Bloom se plimba, si-o freaca, bea, palavrageste, se cearta, citeste, casca gura si se intalneste cu tolomacul de Stephen Dedalus pe saispe iunie ‘noua sute patru.”<\/em><\/p>\n

“Marele Gatsby”<\/strong> de F. Scott Fitzgerald: “Aceasta este o poveste despre efectele banilor. Nu sunt buni.”<\/em>
\n
\n“Tess d’Urberville”<\/strong> de Thomas Hardy: “O gagica misto de la tara se incurca cu un derbedeu de pe acolo. Taica-su e nervos. E prea vesel? Bine, mai pun un bebelus mort si o crima. Stonehenge. Spanzuratoare.”<\/em><\/p>\n

“Odiseea”<\/strong>: “Un tip se chinuieste 10 ani sa se intoarca de la un razboi dus pentru o gagica, la nevasta-sa. Aceasta e neobisnuit de intelegatoare.”<\/em><\/p>\n

“Infernul”<\/strong> de Dante: “Coboram. Parter – pagini, filozofi, oameni fara noroc. Subsol – niste declasati. Sub-subsol – niste ticalosi ordinari. Sub-sub-subsol – niste ticalosi de cea mai joasa speta. Ultimul nivel – toata lumea jos! Liftul de acolo urca.”<\/em><\/p>\n

“Asteptandu-l pe Godot” <\/strong>de Samuel Beckett: “Nu se intampla nimic. Chiar de doua ori.”<\/em><\/p>\n

“Cold Mountain”<\/strong> de Charles Frazier: “Tipul merge pe jos 750 de kilometri pentru o tavaleala in fan cu gagica lui.”
\n<\/em>
\n“Razboiul lumilor”<\/strong> de H.G. Wells: “Martienii ne bat de ne suna apa-n cap, dar racesc si mor.”<\/em><\/p>\n

Toata literatura realist-socialista sovietica: “Un baiat intalneste un tractor. Baiatul si tractorul se indragostesc. Baiatul si tractorul traiesc fericiti pana la adanci batraneti.”<\/em><\/p>\n

In final, un rezumat “clasic” al genului, apartinandu-i lui Woody Allen, despre “Razboi si pace”<\/strong>: “E despre Rusia.”<\/em><\/p>\n

Din pacate, eu nu am reusit sa gasesc site-ul despre care e vorba in e-mail, dar cititi mai multe asemenea rezumate aici<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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